Jose

He’s someone that will turn into your best friend and out of nowhere just leave you and call you names he’s a back stabbing bitch he is a big ass cheater he ignores his girlfriend and goes and fuck around with a crooked nose ass bitch don’t fuck with him unless you trynna end up hurt

Jose is fake .

by Melissasaniero May 30, 2019

Jose Delacruz

A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.

Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.

by Fuck you jose December 7, 2019

Jose

Jose can be a very nice dude but can be rough whenever he wants to be careful with one cause they can get jealous to the point they don't talk to you anymore if they have liked a girl before it's most likely that he will like for years and years more cause he can't get over her if he sees her glance at him once he might blame her saying that she has a huge crush on him just to get his way but really it's the other way around he may act like he hates you but he's just really hurt that u left him for someone else...

Ally: wow Jose's a big jerk

Kate: he can be a big jerk but I love him so much And he use to like me to idk Wht happened

by Theunknownchick54 April 27, 2019

Jose

Four Children.

Two children would be a Jo, one would be a J.

Just had my fourth kid. Got the full Jose now.

by A Noony Moose May 14, 2019

jose pedroza

A typical bean you see everywhere. Most often times big and hefty. Most of them are nice people but some can be dumb. Some may even say they look like a rat. Some Jose pedrozas may have bigger tits than your girlfriends.

Brooo where’s jose pedroza at? That foos big he’s everywhere

by ct nation September 5, 2019

jose ortega

two words short and and strong and most likely hangs out with a tall guy and a skinny dude

do u see that kid i think that's jose ortega

by the unknown 12321 September 6, 2019

Jose'

You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!

Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 20, 2018