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count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.
"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains
by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008
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Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.
If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
by NitemareZen December 6, 2020
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Count Faggalot

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017
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body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with
boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10
by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023
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Count Grishnach

A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.

A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
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