Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

tofacon

(toe-FAY-kun) noun.

Tofu made to taste like bacon, often found in prepackaged caesar salads, or in vegetarians' fridges. It is typically extremely salty, and tends not to taste much like bacon.

I thought that caesar had bacon bits in it, but it was just tofacon.

by RoboHippo September 27, 2010

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

TOFBIUTF

That One Fat Bitch I Used To Fuck

- Hey, do you know that girl looking over here and waving?
- Yeah, its TOFBIUTF... Im trying to avoid her.

by CeeCee_97 October 26, 2011

Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

tofu duty

When shit out poop

After we ate at the tofu bar buffet I had to make tofu duty

by H.R. Griffin May 31, 2016