Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.

1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.

by LampyLamp May 13, 2014

Toaster Mage

Toaster Mage happens to be a very * person

*=random, boring, nerdy(in a good way), hilarious, evil, communist, pieist..the list goes on...

He happens to be very good at programing, and hacking video games, of which the most used is PSO for Gamecube(I think...)

There, is that definition good enough?

"zeeky-boogy-doog?"
"o.o.............."
"Outside = bad"
"Linux>windows"

by Zephania May 9, 2005

Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024

Four Slice Toaster

The forbidden Gender

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!

by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022

Toaster

A electrical device that can be used to make toast from bread also good for going swimming with

Jack should go swimming with a toaster

by Toaster swimmer June 22, 2017

Toaster

Noun
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.

1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?

by Smugboi July 8, 2022