Thoist

Thoist. The best of the best. The toppest of the the top. "THAT THOIST" is the finest woman you've ever had. It's THE dankest weed you've ever smoked and the rarest, smoothest, tastiest cognac you ever sipped. It takes money to get this stuff. Only a REAL boss has the right to even say this term out loud. If you know you're not a boss, these words are forbidden from exiting your mouth.

Bill: Let's smoke drugs(great pot).
Suzie: Do you have any dutchies? I got that thoist with me baby.
Bill: Top drawer right next to the top stash sexy buns. Now go make me a sandwich while I roll this up. Love you.

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Author: Jay James.

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by True Game James August 29, 2014

Thrustration

The state of being sexually frustrated. From the words "thrust" and "frustration".

I am thrustrated because I haven't had sex in months. Thrustration is sexual frustration.

by SuperSoprano June 6, 2015

thrust jump

When the male jumps on the bed onto dat puss puss

Im thrust jump dat bitch real good

by Tom scan April 6, 2016

Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.

I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.

by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016

Thorstein

A nice guy, a good father.

P1: Thats thorstein, he is so nice!
P2: Yepp, hes nice.

by KriZWE March 6, 2017

Thorsteinsson

A person with "Thorsteinsson" as his/hers last name, is a very cool and kind person. He will have a very large penis if the person is a male.

Wow cool, he's a thorsteinsson

by Tommithe December 7, 2016

thostie

a thostie is a person with a mental disability, large body who likes to put grilled cheese in every cavity

also usable as a verb

often used with a germ

a group of thosties is called a "jostie band"

often gay-, bi- or pan- sexual,

if a hunzo mates with a thostie you will always get a thom

you fucking thostie
stop thostieing me
i got me a thostie germ!

by joamomma101_turbo March 27, 2017