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replace the divots 

Golfing idiom for fixing business processes, or repairing relationships--after you have totally destroyed them in the act of rush completing a task or project.
"We totally took a lot of shortcuts in getting this code to launch, but there are a ton of security flaws in it. Let's get a real developer to come in and replace the divots."

"I really threw Steve under a bus at the last meeting, when I said we should scrap his project and his team is a waste of flesh. Maybe I'll take him out to lunch to replace the divots."
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Giving the dog a bath 

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.
Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

Riding the dill 

When you can't stop slamming sweet pickles. It's extreme.
I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?
Riding the dill by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

From The Dining Table 

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.
Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life

under the Dryer 

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
under the Dryer by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

what the dog doing

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

Beat up the dumb guy 

Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!