Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.

Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch

by denimDom March 7, 2020

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

Penis

by Big penis man July 24, 2020

a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020

ammo switcher

when you just busted a nut and then you pee

i just pulled an ammo switcher

by sentient sock October 30, 2020

salt-switch

if a player gets killed in a multiplayer video game and switch to another character out of anger.

(can be salt-switching or salt-switch)

"That guy salt-switch to a brainium basher!"

by SuperBrainz November 6, 2022