StaticMonkey

A person that likes to be shocked

Your a staticMonkey.

by Dapoggster May 22, 2023

Statioholic

someone who has OCDs when it comes to stationery

"Omg! She spent over $500 on notebooks at that designer stationery shop, she is such a statioholic!"

by Sak789 January 24, 2009

Swaticuss

a reference to the best person ever created on earth. (sorry LOVE)

That guy is such a "Swaticuss"!

by ismilee February 4, 2010

Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.

John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....

by Stoolie November 13, 2014

statisticating

The understanding and study of NBA and NFL fantasy statistics. How each team determines the over all score.

"I hope you are statisticating your teem well. If not I'm going to CRUSH you this week!"

by alonadawn January 26, 2015

statiosexual

A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to inanimate objects.

I sure wish they would legalize statiosexual marriage so I could marry my toaster.

by Abigail Lemonparty July 16, 2015

Statistical anomaly

An extremely rare occurrence.

Jody is a statistical anomaly because despite how he is "that guy", who is gorgeous, smart, funny and successful, he has not found the right girl. It is a statistical anomaly that he would be single given how perfect he is.

by SAMSAM8999 March 14, 2018