Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
by SheeWolf June 17, 2012
Get the squirrel eatermug. by weekend drunk October 11, 2011
Get the Squirrel Fuckedmug. A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.
by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009
Get the Sail Squirrelmug. When a guy take a dump in the ears and eyes of the girl counterpart stuffing them full of feces until she can no longer hear nor see whilst she proceeds to act like Helen Keller wailing about, using only her hands and mouth for the remainder of the foreplay.
My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.
by Puppysnatch April 28, 2014
Get the Rusty Squirrelmug. The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
by Haught Carl December 20, 2009
Get the Squirrel on a Trampolinemug. A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films
"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface
by The Foulsh September 21, 2005
Get the Squirrelmug. bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action
by L on a stick February 12, 2006
Get the Squirrel Stylemug.