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Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.

Someone who you would not want to date.

There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
Nikki: So, Jeremy talked to me today..

Preslie: Eww that guy?! He's a real squirrel eater!
by SheeWolf March 07, 2012
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