Banana spreading

Spreading peanut butter with an unpeeled banana

Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite

by Dr. Pigeon June 5, 2022

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.

"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."

by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023

Start spreading the cheese

Share cheese with people

Hey give me cheese it is national “start spreading the cheese” day

by Pelley November 4, 2020

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Spread

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.

If Bob sees Flo Layed Down.

Flo just spread her legs and How it is.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018