Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Daddy Smoos

The god of all gods, dick can touch while not even in the same room. everyone love him he is the ultimate being

i wanna fuck daddy smoos so bad

by connorstudios November 24, 2021

iposter soos1!!1!

amoog us !11 soosy baka

red: susi baka!
pink:iposter soos1!!1!
lime:what
red:ipoter sus
white:sus!1!??!
black:among

by average unfunny man February 15, 2022

Ghillie Sooseman

one of extreme importance. not much is known, only that are two known to exist.

only a ghillie sooseman would know another ghillie sooseman.

by Daddy Keith June 6, 2022

beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023