Spliff

A joint when you’re in a predicament.

Weed. “Like spliffin out got dark.”

by Tear Dropper April 27, 2025

sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025

sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

splorfage

The act of jerking off to a photo of Australian rapper Skippy

Man, that splorfage i did last night was so crazy, it covered my phone

by yahwehofficial9 December 22, 2025

pilly spliff

A pilly spliff is an invention that whilst not as good as the chingy spliff is still cool to do whilst at a party. This involves the use of crumbling an ecstasy tablet, AKA, an E into a joint of weed before rolling the joint. My preferred dosage of e for this is half a pill. Although I enjoy doing this, as I enjoy the taste of it, it has not been scientifically proven that it really has any efect when consumed in this method. 1 reason for this may be everytime I have done this I have already been under the influence of 1 or more pills, and the weed chills you the fuck out already whilst on that stuff so can't really tell. In fact i'd go as far as saying it is showing off!

Person 1 "Check this out i'm makin a pilly spliff!"
Person 2 "Bloody show off! Give me some."

by GF August 12, 2007

nubby spliff

A sliff rolled by using scraps collected from nubbys. Nasty tasting, disgusting.

"Ah man, he's smoking a nubby spliff"

by Rinser F September 14, 2007