“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a
fat sploink”
"Bro went full sploink"
“Man the piss to shit
ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”
"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"
"Can’t talk rn,
mid-sploink"
"just sploinked myself"
