spizzlewack

v. (Spih-zuhl-wack)

To use spit as a lubercant to wack off.
To use human saliva as a lubercant to masturbate.

Spizzlewacker - n. (spih-zuhl-wack-ur)
One who spizzlewacks himself.

Yo Betsy, get over here and gimme another spizzlewack, and I will shit on your chest and wipe it around with my feet!...(what?)

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

spizzanks

The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily dizzle!

Person 1 - "I got your ticket already."
Person 2 - "Spizzanks"

by Chris Sp May 16, 2008

Spizzico.

Any liquid coming out of the genital area of a female or male. Usually used when parents or other people who don't want them to know it used.

Male 1: "DUDE, last night when i was f'cking her i Spizzico all over the floor"
Male 2" "THATS CRAZY, more then last time?"
Male 1: "HELL YEAH!"
Spizzico.

by yourmotherandfatherinbed December 8, 2010

spizzow

White frothy and/or cruddy (i.e., very moist and crusty) deposits built up on one's lips and the corners of one's mouth; often attributable to excessive alcoholic intake, dehydration and overexcitement. In some instances, can also be used as a slang term for male ejaculate.

1) There are like two gobs of white spizzow in the corners of his mouth; 2) Dude, you got your spizzow all over my pillowcase!

by Jackabonie March 16, 2022

spizzow

White frothy and/or cruddy (i.e., very moist and crusty) deposits built up on one's lips and the corners of one's mouth; often attributable to excessive alcoholic intake, dehydration and overexcitement. In some instances, can also be used as a slang term for male ejaculate.

1) There are like two gobs of white spizzow in the corners of his mouth; 2) Dude, you got your spizzow all over my pillowcase!

by Jackabonie March 16, 2022

shizzlebacka

an exclamation of top mad strongbadness.

cat 1: yo reepicheap flip1 1 time

cat 2: shizzlebacka mr t an tanaka doin da haka like it be the new boom shakalaka

by Philly flush dawg funkstarr September 20, 2003

Shizzletastic

Shizzletastic is a combination of the words shizzle and fantastic. It is a way of saying something is good except by saying shizzletastic it puts that thing onto a whole other level of amazingness. If something is shizzletastic it is practically god like, in fact it could probably kick gods ass by just thinking about it, thats how good it is to be shizzletastic.

Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.

"I just took a massive turd, it was shizzleistic"

"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"

by Martyn S. Stewart August 30, 2008