Over-salt the soup

1. To take something too seriously.

2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event.

"Dude, that guy still hasn't given me back that pen!"
"It's not that big-a-deal, man. Don't over-salt the soup."

by My hovercraft is full of eels June 2, 2009

sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019

Salt

A synonym for the term 'You just got owned!'

Josh- Well Averie, you are just a big lying skank with no friends and I just wanted to let you that the guy you cheated on me with has herpes.

Everybody in hearing range- OOOOOOOOH SALT

by ToniTheTiger June 7, 2011

nurse salt

The nickname for popular soft drink Diet Dr Pepper, due to the nurse-like appearance of the white, silver and red packaging.

Lojack: I'm craving a Dr Pepper but I don't want all those calories

Gogo: Girl, you need to make an appointment with Nurse Salt

by crazylidz August 20, 2008

All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud

Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.

by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007

Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009