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Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberal

A white person who appears to be liberal in theory but is secretly racist, homophobic, ableist,classist, etc in practice.

Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.

People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.

Example:

White Person: *does something racist*

Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?

White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.

Person of Color: Okay, when will you?

White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.

#SoundsAboutWhite
If you believe in systemic racism why do y’all act so furious and defensive when people of color express to you personally that something you did was racist?

Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?

Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.
by ShivSpeaks February 27, 2021
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snickelfritz

a kid, or more specifically a rowdy child. (pennsylvania dialect)
She's bringing her snickelfritz to the party.
by jbdub September 16, 2007
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Snickers Song

That irritating fucking commercial where that dirty ass douche bag sings about chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel. I want to take his guitar and shove it up his ass. This song is so annoying... everytime it comes on I wipe my roomates toothbrush inside my asshole.
I was getting hot and heavy with my sister and cooed the snickers song to her. She wouldn't have anything to do with it. She kicked my ass out of bed and shat upon my toothbrush.
by FILTHYPIG October 9, 2006
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Sticker Shock

The feeling people get when the realize the true price of an item that they initially thought was a bargain or at least a good buy. Often leads to buyers remorse.
Many Obama voters are feeling a sense sticker shock now that they are faced with the true cost of his programs and agenda.
by lbsrfr September 14, 2009
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snicket

another term for a flutester, a ginnel or a that thing across the road from 19 fairways drive, burnley
up the snicket
by JimmyK September 18, 2003
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snickers

yo, im bout to go get some snickers u tryin 2 roll?
by shalla January 1, 2007
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Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.
Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!
by Chloe January 11, 2005
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