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SMITEWADS

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."
*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."
by Murphy's Outlaw December 23, 2004
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smunted

Very similar to munted, as in totally wrecked up on rave medicine, but not as monged or drowsey as munted.
we was smunted, and raved out all night to the dubstep
by hurnia June 1, 2007
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smut

by Anonoymus July 23, 2003
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Smut

Person carrying tendencies to dope themself up when depressed when something important is going on in their life. Person may set college work aside to take ecstacy, sniff cocaine, smoke cannibus, drink an exceeding amount of alcohol underage, speed drive, sell dope, tend to illegal engagements or just get naked in public. Has major claw hands. May flaunt on the spot, trying in attempts to do the "mermaid" with feet or boobs.
She just got home from college and is taking Ecstacy what a smut.

Chas is such a smut, taking all those lines of coke after that ecstacy, she should be busted soon.

They're choking thier game up, 2 years of college and taking ecstasy at a party in front of all the newbies, we gotta watch for the smut!
by europopian September 7, 2009
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smut

a fat sleazy man. however it's is quite common to say "fat smut"
"this fat smut tried sell me a felching"
by jimbob jr March 2, 2004
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sauteed mushroom

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.
Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!
by wolfman691 October 11, 2009
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smut

yeah meggy o'c & dommie d'a are total smuts, they gave me slippery lap dances and left me with a hard on
by Teddy Grahm June 3, 2008
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