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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
by LBBB January 29, 2016
its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
by Adam Chet April 23, 2006
What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
by The Clever Linguist April 05, 2014
In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters
by Shlament January 04, 2021
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
by Adi R. April 23, 2019