smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times

Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.

by LBBB October 14, 2016

smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates

smash birds are go

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

by Adi R. April 22, 2019

The Mogar Smash

The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.

My girl wasnt in the mood last night, so i pulled The Mogar Smash on her.

by exonautic October 15, 2014

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth

Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash

by anthon shamal April 23, 2017