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smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
by Adam Chet May 4, 2006
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Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
by Adi R. April 22, 2019
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smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
smash birds are go
by SMASH01 December 6, 2011
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Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!
by CappaFranco April 2, 2016
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Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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Rainbow Smash

In prison when the biggest guy from each race gets five minutes private time with pedophiles or child molesters
Did you hear what happened to the chomo

No what happened

They rainbow smashed him till he cried
by Shlament January 4, 2021
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