shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011

scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011

Scattergories

A game invented by a male first year associate from Birmingham in the summer of 2013. Popular trivia game played among auditors which involves creative thinking of words associated to certain categorys.

Eg. Colour beginning with M - Matt Black

I'm bored; let's play a game of scattergories.

by Abcd0821 September 1, 2013

Slatered (verb)

Slatered: To be publicly savaged, skewered, slagged and sledged in the Kiwi interpretation and sense of the word.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.

Incumbent Mayor and dragon lady mistress "Slatered (verb)"

Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.

by dis-com-blog-ulator October 22, 2013

satterburp

A belch that contains the flavor of more than one person's semen.

A simple satterburp is only two people.

A compound satterburp is three or more, and a compound-complex satterburp includes felching.

The men sat staring at each other in the bar near the bathhouse, sated on man-batter, slowly sipping their Coronas, each internally reflecting on their unique satterburp, which held the flavor of all of their earlier partners.

by Spays Needle March 7, 2014

Slanter

A form of banter that is also a slate. Banter + slate= slanter. Must be dished out in the group chat.

That was some top quality slanter m9.

by Trying to be the slaster September 19, 2016

SlateBeast

Someone who goes out of their way to pretend to be different in an attempt to impress people who are not different. All the while maintaining their normalness. Basically a human paradox. SlateBeasts also unnecessarily use the British English spellings for words despite of solely being a resident of the U.S... Example of such behavior; "if your favourite "coffee" drink is a Carmel macchiato, mocha, or white mocha then you don't love coffee. you love sugar".

"SlateBeasts are the worst photographers, going on pointless "hikes" and "adventures" for the sake of taking pictures."

"Caleb is such a SlateBeast."

by MaybeCaleb July 22, 2016