Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$

Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

by Watho July 8, 2011

Zachary Simon

gay ; faggot

Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.

by hoodsuncobberdoodle October 29, 2019

Simone Green

A young light skin girl with curly hair and glasses and she likes music dick and dogs AND CATS shes fun loving and careffreeee

Oh is that simone green? i heard shes single now! You should hit her up

by Dickheadzzzzzz January 24, 2020

simone margaret lye

She is the best person you are ever gonna meet. She is sweet, smart, and very funny. Extremely beautiful. You cross her and you are dead. She can be the most annoying person ever. Sometimes she also has a problem noticing the most obvious things.

She loves to play sports and thinks she is good but always ends up losing!! She is a sour loser so let her win.

The Simone Margaret lye

by _Ifyouknowyouknow April 28, 2022

Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

by Conm January 16, 2021

Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.

A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....

by Supersare June 28, 2011