shooting the walrus

To "shoot the walrus" is to jack off

I haven't released in a week, i really need to shoot the walrus.

by walrus December 5, 2003

Shooting the moon

right before u cum u pull your dick out and pop some gizz over her (or even him)see kyle redding

right before kyle gizzed he pulled his dick out of chets ass and cummed on his head and on the floor

by the project pat June 1, 2004

shooting the shit

Bullshittin' (talking) with someone.

We were just shooting the shit at the bar.

by Shaner October 27, 2003

shooting the shit

passing time

we were shooting the shit when we were bored

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

shooting star

a person who shoots alcohol at a rapid pace in a party,and gives a superb performance later on under the influence..the performance usually includes overt friendliness/agression and a loud baring open of the soul in public..making him d star of the party

tom:dick created such a ruckus yesterday..it was such a nasty nuisance
harry:oh come on!it was so entertaining...he was the shooting star dude!!!!

by jomotoster September 3, 2009

shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003