red shirting

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

by subZOOM February 4, 2015

pants-shittingly awesome

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels

Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome

by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010

Shifting

Going to another Parallel reality.

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"

by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

Spitting Honey

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.

"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."

by Corndiggity July 11, 2017

bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."

"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015