single

to not have any feelings for one specific person; no attachment or commitment to someone else

you can't say that you love someone with all your heart and committed and say you're single at the same time.

by for your convenience September 24, 2011

singles market day

Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.

Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.

by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009

Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.

As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.

A single man tear is all I'll spare

by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018

Shiggle

Shiggle: a unit of measurement describing 1 unit of time of a woman's "jelly" jiggling. 1 shiggle equates to 2 and a half seconds of booty jiggle.

Christian: "And thats the last time I let her make brownies..."
Jeren: "Did you see that girl?!"
Brian: "She made her booty jiggle for a shiggle."

by The shiggle crew May 8, 2008

Shinkle

The act of defecating only when you inteded to urinate. A cross between the words Shit and Tinkle.

Margie went to the bathroom to tinkle but instead had to spray the bathroom heavily with room freshener after the shinkle she experienced.

by newwordscreatedhere May 1, 2010

Shiggles

A shorter version of shits and giggles

I just pranked called her for shiggles.

by Hotzi January 12, 2009