Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Slippery Seal

Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD

Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?

by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009

seal of approval

To nut on a girl's face then proceed to slap her with one dick on the same spot to create a imprint which is the seal of approval

kary, "last night i gave jenny my seal of approval"

adrian, "how"

kary, "I nutted on her face and slapped her in the face with my dick"

adrian, "Nice"

by Nimare June 10, 2010

sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.

My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.

by thomas medina January 17, 2008

sedalia

sedalia is a town of about 20,000 people located in central missouri. it is home to the missouri state fair and not much else. stuff to do on friday nights include going to the movie theatre, or bowling at the ancient, smoke filled bowling alley. If you're lucky you'll find a party, but its most likely a cockfest. also home to the strip when bored you can drive down the main street from mazzio's to the bridge at the opposite end of town. Many sweet rides can be seen, and if your lucky you can race some ugly chicks in a ford POS. everyone in sedalia has cruised the strip at least once, though not many admit it because its a true sign of boredom, beat only by the hordes of cool ppl killing time in wal-mart.

hey dude, you wanna go see if theres anything goin on in sedalia?

by Skrip345 February 13, 2007

Wet Seal

A sex position that requires either a pool with jets or a hot tub. The girl is on the side of the pool with the jets blowing on her from the front while the guy is fucking her from behind.

Last night we snuck into the pool and did the wet seal!

by The V Dolphin September 2, 2010

Navy SEALs

The cover up for Delta Force.

Delta Force operators are the real quiet professionals.
Navy SEALs are a close second.

by doodogger October 30, 2011