dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

off the scale

greatest of all time

Michael Jordan's basketball skills was off the scale.

by the greatest to never play the January 3, 2014

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

10: Marry on the spot, perfect score, makes you cry alittle on the inside becuase hot damn.
9: amazing friend, really good relationship, candidate for marriage

8:really good friend, good relationship, very possible love interest

7: good friend, possible love interest

6: alright friend, above average, but not by much, small time love interest
5: alright person, not to shabby, good if you're desperate,

4: meh, at least your not alone
3: really man, this is the best you can find? Suit yourself I guess
2: you need to reevaluate your life choices, there's still some hope, but act fast. At least she isn't a 1 won't cut it forever.
1: straight psychobitch, just end it quick now, trust me, I dated a 0

0: ... *whispers* halp... me...

Guy: ah man, I totally just got a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!
Man: ah righteous man, I just got a 6!
Dude in the corner holding hands with Satan herself: Must be nice...

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough August 28, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The female beauty is rated on a scale front 1 to 10 being :
1 - really ugly (not even surgery would fix it )
2 - ugly
3 - below average

4 - butterface (nice body, ugly face )
5 - slightly below average
6 - average
7 - cute
8 - hot

9 - pretty hot
10 - supermodel (unachieavable standart of beauty for those without money enough)

"In the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, Sofia Vergara is a 10"

by Kevin Propau September 22, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, or FAS for short, is a scale established by men to determine a woman's physical appearance. 1 represents a nasty ass hoe, or a woman who just has a straight up ass face. 10 on the other hand means a woman who is literally to die for. She is physically appearing in every way possible, and totally bangable.

Brittany: On a scale from one to ten how do I look Drew?

Drew: Well if I'm using the FAS system, or 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, I'd have to say you're a solid 1.

by DATSPICYBOI October 2, 2016

Sasebo

A small city located on the southern island of Japan (yeah, Tokyo is not the only city in Japan. AMAZING!). This is where desperate sailors come to hit on and/or rape young japanese school girls. Where the only cool kids are filipino and/or some other asian ethnicity. This is also where immature navy kids start meaningless drama just so it seems like they have a purpose in life. A majority of the drama is caused by lack of hot guys. Other than that, it's a pretty descent place. & there's only one shopping area called Yonkacho, but all the newbies call it Ginza (even though Ginza is located in Tokyo).

*the new navy kids there now, ain't got nothing on the kids from '93-'04. HANDS DOWN!

Let's go to Sasebo & hit on desperate Japanese girls!
FUCK, I'M MOVING TO SASEBO!

by jongjonga January 30, 2009

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009