Scanjack

When someone masturbates while looking at body scanner porn. Popular in airport security rooms and illegal fetish lounges around the world.

"Dude, we were scanjacking so hard yesterday!" "My mom walked in on me scanjacking to some seriously hardcore scans" "Scanjacking makes me want to fuck a ghost" "let's go to the airport and scanjack

by mollymormonmeansrollingatchurc August 5, 2010

Scanning for Life

The act of straining out odd bits of carrot or noodle from the bottom of a ramen noodles cup with your fork.

Hold on man, I'm still scanning for life

by Noodle Gods November 3, 2010

Scanzel

A worker who will do anything to avoid a five day work week, and tries to leave early on the 4th day.

Harrys crew always manages to scanzel, leaving us short handed.

by UFtwentyeights March 19, 2011

Scandonavian

Scandonavian: one who is scandalous by nature and leads a man/woman on for sometimes months at a time without any care for your feelings.

Word can be shortened as Scando still holding the same meaning.

That chick was Scandonavian, how did I fall for that!?

Man, what a Scando, girls like that piss me off!

by Head honcho October 27, 2012

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Scanage

When an ordinarily average person becomes irresistible due to excessive musical talent.

Pete Docherty has some major scanage!!

by Vixennn January 27, 2014

scandleass

A female who scams on people by using her body

She is trying to get his money by being scandleASS

by Drugs M'kay February 17, 2015