Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")

Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"

by Bert Bert August 8, 2005

F. A. R. Scale

F. A. R. Scale- Face Ass (and) Rack. Used to rate chicks based on a 30 point system. 10 points(pts) for the face, 10 pts for the ass, and 10 points for the rack.

Eh, 10, 10 and 6 I give her a 26 overall on the F. A. R. Scale bro.

by PTil December 7, 2005

Scarlet V

The Scarlet V is the term used to describe people who are still virgin.

You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you?

by ACO84 August 4, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Something rather old but with ")," behind it.

Cunt:Dude have you seen this 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?
Other Guy: WTF bro that's old as sh*t.
Cunt: Notice the ")," at the end...

by BRHSM November 25, 2016

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003

Scarlett O'Hara Neck

When you lean your head back to an extreme angle while kissing. Often results in neck strain. Watch Scarlett O'Hara kiss in Gone With The Wind to see this illustrated.

"I love making out with you, but we need to take a break. I've got Scarlett O'Hara Neck".

by Pookie Madison April 28, 2010

coke scale

A digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, Marijuana, Cocaine, Mushrooms, etc. But can obviously be used for anything. "Coke scale" is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. That is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. Ex. 0.01 More precise than a traditional scale that weighs to the tenth of a gram "0.1" that is most familiar with weed measurement.

Dude i paid for a half 8th! This shit weighs 1.7, not 1.75 why you jewin' me? get a coke scale dammit!

by Hey sexy Ben Dover October 4, 2009