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You're sailing blud! 

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"
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Sailing Your Boat 

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.
"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

Sailboating 

The art of coercing a monkey to blow his load into you mouth so you can get high off his jizz.
Bill and Jerry like to go sailboating in the jungles of Costa Rica, because they prefer the old fashion way of getting stoned.
Sailboating by Agent O November 15, 2010

drunken sailor 

A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.

Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.
"Yeah we made Bob do the drunken sailor"
drunken sailor by maddyyy.x December 22, 2008

Hairy Sailor 

A hairy sailor is when a man and a woman are having sex and the woman shaves the hair off the mans balls and then glues the hair to his penis. She then takes the "hairy sailor" up the ass.
"I gave Cindy a vicious hairy sailor last night."
Hairy Sailor by Hairless Sailor November 20, 2004

Sailor Cherry 

Small latino man (with or without moustache) in 50's pin-up attire. Sometimes likes to aspire to do modelling or tell potential suitors that he is a model.

Sailor Cherrys (such is the plural) are never over 5ft in height and often have Jabba-the-Hut esque facial characteristics.

A good example of a Sailor Cherry in the media would be the small character 'Rinky Tink' (often mislabelled online as 'Tattoo') from the 1970's US television show 'Fantasy Island'.

Sailor Cherrys are often happy in demeanour until their ruse is uncovered and their actual gender is revealed, at which point they become incredibly fierce... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.

A Sailor Cherry's natural habitat would be any bar or beach where throwback, rockabilly losers hangout and dance to Wanda Jackson records or Johnny Cash. Should any of these people discover that other types of music and other artists existed in the 50's it causes upset and confusion, but not to Sailor Cherrys. They listen to Amy Winehouse, happily bobbing their head... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's Fantasy Island.

A most startling characteristic of the Sailor Cherry is their protective nature toward any food preparation area they deem to be their own.
There are many reports from Southern California of Sailor Cherrys baring their teeth and screaming a string of incomprehensible language in a high-pitched, banshee like wail before attacking. The common feature among these incidents has been the presence of one or more other person than the Sailor Cherry entering her kitchen... a la 'Rinky Tink' from television's 'Fantasy Island'
"Oh God, nobody look. Here's comes Sailor Cherry! Nobody talk to shim!"

"Hi Sailor Cherry! I just thought I'd drop into your kitchen for..."
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAJAWANACAMINMAKISHENFAYOSNAFABISH?!"

"Sailor Cherry's drunk again, he's trying to sleep with a coyote."

"Oh no, Sailor Cherry's put lipstick on. It must be mating season."

"The plane boss! The plane!"
Sailor Cherry by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008