Squirrel Fucked

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

squirrel eater

Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.

Someone who you would not want to date.

There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.

Nikki: So, Jeremy talked to me today..

Preslie: Eww that guy?! He's a real squirrel eater!

by SheeWolf June 17, 2012

Sail Squirrel

A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.

I hit your momma upside the head with a sail squirrel.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

squirrel finder

A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.

Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.

by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021

Squirrel on a Trampoline

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.

At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .

by Haught Carl December 20, 2009

Squirrel

A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films

"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface

by The Foulsh September 21, 2005

Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010