A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.
Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.
by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021
When a guy take a dump in the ears and eyes of the girl counterpart stuffing them full of feces until she can no longer hear nor see whilst she proceeds to act like Helen Keller wailing about, using only her hands and mouth for the remainder of the foreplay.
My wife and I just got back from seeing the play "The Miracle Worker" and god knows she could go for a good rusty squirrel right about now.
by Puppysnatch April 28, 2014
Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
Someone who you would not want to date.
There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.
by SheeWolf March 07, 2012
A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.
by Sailsquirrel February 16, 2009
by weekend drunk October 11, 2011
The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.
by Haught Carl December 19, 2009
bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action
by L on a stick February 12, 2006