SoggyBiscuit

A boarding school masturbating game.

Students all jack off onto a Jacobs Cream Cracker.
Whoever shoots their load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Joe and his chums played soggybiscuit in the dorms this weekend. Joe lost, but he loved munching that man juice cracker combination so he was the winner in his own eyes.

by Recruiter2013 May 15, 2013

sogify

sog·gi·fy
v. To make soggy

Tomatoes will sogify your sandwich.

by krispykritta March 18, 2008

Soggy iPhone

To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.

Hi Luke, its John. Fancy meeting up for a game of soggy iPhone later?

by alfaboy January 28, 2010

sogh

A word derived from the combination of sob and sigh. Used to express misery or desperation, or any feelings mixed between tiredness and sadness. It is usually used as an expression, but can be used as a verb.

Sogh, my exams are tomorrow!!

by Shichi December 19, 2013

sogay

really gay.

You are sogay

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Soggy Ewok

When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.

Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.

by Lukus L July 31, 2007

soggy party-bottom

what one gets when he/she has had a long night of promiscuous sex.

Cheryl shamelessly walked her soggy party-bottom through the livingroom of partygoers after she did the entire highschool football in the nearby bedroom.

by Gorham October 29, 2007