1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.
2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.
2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.
1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!
Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!
2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!
2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
by Petey Pie October 25, 2005
Get the gob smacked mug.by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006
Get the smacker mug.smack is:
a) heroin
b) to slap a bitch in a rude way
c) the noodles (smack ramen)
d) vagina, you dip shit
a) heroin
b) to slap a bitch in a rude way
c) the noodles (smack ramen)
d) vagina, you dip shit
a) dude i need to stop using the smack.
b) i smacked that bitch.
c) i ate all your smack
d) i fucked her and she had a tight ass smack.
b) i smacked that bitch.
c) i ate all your smack
d) i fucked her and she had a tight ass smack.
by b790790d May 13, 2005
Get the smack mug.A person who uses smack so much so that it shows in their eyes, symptoms include red (pink) eye, and a cheesy dick. Try as hard as they want, they will never be able to wash it.
I can smell cheese! Ross you smackeye put your trousers back on! Just wash it!
Ah man look at him, he's such a smackeye, I bet he smells funny downstairs.
Ah man look at him, he's such a smackeye, I bet he smells funny downstairs.
by BigRev November 21, 2006
Get the smackeye mug.The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.
John: Man my balls are killing me
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010
Get the smack job mug.An expression used to portray the brutal and furious force of a niggas welfare check makers pounding on the meat wallet of a flusy broad he has just mounted. After this act the banger usually spews baby gravy in and/or all over the bangee.
RheaQue: Yo Denaje I heard you and that nappy headed street demon last night! You must been tearin' that shit up like a baby on a colorin' book!
Denaje: Damn straight, Ain't no curve in my swerve boi, I was smackin thu rocks like Fred mothafuckin' Stone Age Assed Flinstone! Sent that bitch off lookin like she'd been embalmed.
Denaje: Damn straight, Ain't no curve in my swerve boi, I was smackin thu rocks like Fred mothafuckin' Stone Age Assed Flinstone! Sent that bitch off lookin like she'd been embalmed.
by Swifty Cumberdale January 9, 2008
Get the Smackin Thu Rocks mug.To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.
"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"
by Buddy Holly March 14, 2005
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