The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.
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Get the Simon Says mug.What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.
ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.
This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.
ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.
This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.
Someone funny tells a joke.
Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!
Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.
*Awkward Silence*
Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!
Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.
*Awkward Silence*
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