This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...
Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.
Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!
by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012
Get the self-castrationmug. When someone is so lonely in real life to the point where they act out certain things they've watched or read.
Baymax: On a scale of 1-10, how lonely are you?
Jack: I do alot of self-roleplaying.
Baymax: That means level 15
Jack: I do alot of self-roleplaying.
Baymax: That means level 15
by Seymour Butte August 19, 2018
Get the Self-Roleplayingmug. Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.
Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.
Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.
A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."
by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004
Get the note to selfmug. General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.
by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009
Get the self-importlandmug. The act of searching yourself in a website like urban dictionary or Google to see what you mean.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.
by nbrandwine April 3, 2015
Get the Self Searchmug. A independent individual self aware of their ability. They choosing to maximize on their own economic development. They shamelessly use self promotion on social media about their personal or professional ability, experience, or education.
Lee is always posting something about his new company. He's even made YouTube videos and he is on every social media talking about his company or himself. Can we say shameless self promotion much?!
by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016
Get the Self Promotionmug. Leona embraced self-vampirism three weeks after being diagnosed with a strange mental disorder when she began sucking the blood from a wound on her finger.
by Casey132 October 30, 2008
Get the Self-Vampirismmug.