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Break the seal 

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.
Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that
Break the seal by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.
Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

The Navy SEAL Burger 

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.
They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.
The Navy SEAL Burger by Mohaf March 11, 2024

drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.
SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

Neil the Seal

Neil the Seal is a Southern Elephant Seal who lives in the Australian island Tasmania, he is famous in the Internet for his Playful Gestures and interactions with Humans, he exactly weighs 1 Metric Ton and is 5 years and 9 months old or 20 - 23 Human years |when this page was created|
My friend Mike who lives in Tasmania has seen Neil the Seal Multiple times.
Neil the Seal by ItalianPug_45 July 26, 2026

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!