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Teh Science

completely politicized science
Teh Science says that you can never go back to normal even after you are vaccinated, and also that biological sex does not exist.
by Eushshtb April 14, 2021
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spirit science

A bullshit term made up by spiritual people to make it look like there is evidence backing up their claims.
BroBro.. I'm spirit science as hell, my ora is so bright.
by Woodchuck April 19, 2016
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Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
by Pialinist July 5, 2020
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Kansas Science

Humbuggery. B.S. The opposite of "science" as the rest of the world understands it.

A result of the Kansas school board redefining science to accomodate the creationist viewpoint embodied in so-called Intelligent Design.
Gravity is caused by elves. Faeries are responsible for the behavior of electrons. Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. This is all provable by Kansas Science!
by James Burke July 24, 2008
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Triple Science Syndrome

The syndrome of being in a Triple Science class for too long that you are surrounded by girls who study everyday and have no life, therefore you reach the point of desperation whereby your vision is blurred.
You think that girl is cute? C'mon get rid of that Triple Science Syndrome already!
by TSSyndrome October 3, 2010
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Voodoo Science

Something that is or seems unreal. When something looks too impossible to have been made by any other means. Successfully combining two things that should mix.
So you are telling me i can get soda from this if i pour water into this bottle, Man that is some Voodoo Science!. You can't mix those two milks together they have different expiration dates on them that is Voodoo Science.
by RicRWA January 1, 2012
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For Science

Much like for reasons, “for science” is used to gather information on a person/thing where direct reasoning is not needed but heavily implied. Often used to find the name of a girl with big breasts/cheeks.

OR...

Can also be used to figure out something stupid, probably involving explosions or broken bones.
Scenario #1 - “What’s her name? I need it for, uh...for science.

Scenario #2 - “Let’s mix petroleum and a box of lit matches, FOR SCIENCE!”

Scenario #2.1 - Person A - “Hey go jump the rail into that lion enclosure!”
Person B - “And why the fuck would I do that?”
Person A - “Uh...for, err...science?”
Person B - “Ok, sounds good to me!”
by Trashcan_94 July 7, 2018
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