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Salt Bae

1.A person you are so used to that it sometimes makes you salty when they aren't around.
2. Someone who you're around 24/7. They are usually there for you whenever you need them. This kind of person would be up at 2am if you happened to text them. But they aren't so available anymore.
My bestfriend is my salt bae since they moved.
by Sakabi Otose March 15, 2020
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Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.
Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick
by Rick Bross January 27, 2009
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Over-salt the soup

1. To take something too seriously.

2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event.
"Dude, that guy still hasn't given me back that pen!"
"It's not that big-a-deal, man. Don't over-salt the soup."
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sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.
Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!
by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016
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Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.
by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019
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Salt

A synonym for the term 'You just got owned!'
Josh- Well Averie, you are just a big lying skank with no friends and I just wanted to let you that the guy you cheated on me with has herpes.

Everybody in hearing range- OOOOOOOOH SALT
by ToniTheTiger June 7, 2011
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