mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017

hidden rooster

1. Another slang term for a male dogs red rocket

2. A nickname for a sexual act with another person

3. A knife on the television show, Cutlery Corner

"Dammit! Bubba's hidden rooster is out again!"

by SirAlot May 21, 2017

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 26, 2018

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019

Elai Rosero

Elai is a thick boy but doesn’t show it off. He is one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet but doesn’t get girls cause he is too nice. He is good looking but insecure bout himself. He got straight swaggy swag but doesn’t flex. He’s loyal, honest and protective.

Elai Rosero gotta big ass butt

by My jeff September 22, 2019