Reachtard

(noun) A man or woman who plays the game "Halo: Reach" from developers Bungie studios released in 2011 who complains about almost everything but still plays the game anyways. Reachtards typically frequent the Halo: Reach forums on Bungie.net and can be found both insulting and defending the game based on mood, time of day, and hunger.

"Did you hear? Joey just posted a thread on the Reach forum about armor lock!""Fuckin' Reachtard"

by HI IM CAPS LOCK November 13, 2011

Hairy reach around

Being fondled upon the dance floor by a satisfying ball massage from behind, Then looking down to your horror of a Masculine hand massaging your Male Genitals.

As i was Jiving on the dance floor, I felt a nice warm cozy cup shaped massage of my Balls, However when I looked down It was a male hairy arm, after being sick and running for freedom, I awoke to find it was a vivid nightmare... therefore describing this horror from a male point of view as a Hairy reach around...

by Jimmy Teeee February 7, 2010

reacharonie

Lowly rated football recuits that fran offers and then turns them to five star bluechips. This never happens, but is a wet dream of aggy.
Franchione + reacharound = reacharonie

I heard martellus bennett was a reacharonie.

by CorporationX May 1, 2005

reach around

It is when you are having doggy style sex with your lady friend, and a gay homosexual walks up and tickles your balls from behind.

One time while doing Jessica Simpson, her gay makeup artist snuck up from behind and gave ma a reach around. Dirty Mother Fucker.

by B and T October 13, 2006

reach around

While riding on the back of a motorcycle you reach around and place your hand in the crotch area of the driver. To give the full effect you may choose to slowly move your hand within the crotch area.

Hopefully the driver is someone of the opposite sex of you otherwise this could be considered a mistake (see *mistake*).

While cruising the strip, I felt the need to give my driver a reach around.

by Gix2NV July 29, 2005

Christina Ricci Reach Around

When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!

Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!

by Nesta22 June 20, 2010

Rechsteiner

Usually in a clan of drastically different people. Well known around the world from Switzerland to America. Sweet and sour. Good and bad. Happy and Sad. Old and young. Tall not short. Pretty not ugly. A great person or family to come across....but there might be a few bumps in the road.

WTF?!... oh well no surprise... they are the Rechsteiners.

by neveramuppet August 11, 2010