Red Don

Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.

Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.

The only way for Russia to succeed in occupying the American Presidency is the arrival of Red Don.

by NeologianPJG February 2, 2018

Red Misty

Farting when your hemorrhiods are bleeding which causes a red mist to spray from your anus

I farted in bed and stained the white sheets with my Red Misty

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Red Knight

When engaging in an act of sexual intercourse with a woman who is in the peak of her menstrual cycle. The male proceeds to remove his member from the woman's nasty place while imitating the sound of a sword being pulled out of a scabbard. He then slaps the woman across any part of her body, leaving a bloody red mark, reminiscent of being sliced by the sword of a medieval knight.

"Schwingggg" went my dong as I pulled it out of its sheath. Then "slice" as the Red Knight took another victim.

by Crazy Samost October 2, 2009

red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

Red sus

When you're playing Among Us and the color Red is acting suspicious, and you think they might be the imposter

Cyan: Red sus tho
Red: The game just started 2 seconds ago, idiot

by JayceTheWaste September 22, 2020

red ass

(n) Game played by elementary school children. A tennis ball is thrown against a brick wall.
Anyone is free to catch it. If the person attempting to catch the ball bobbles it, they must run to touch
the wall before being pelted with the ball by another player.
If they are unsuccessful in reaching the wall, the player must stand, facing the wall, whilst each of the other
contestants throws the ball at his rear end.

The game of Red ass was banned from our elementary school.

by keyshaw May 18, 2004

Red Room

A room with red walls where you take a partner to tie them up and fuck them dirty. Whips, chains and ball gags galore. Usually hidden behind a bookcase.

Let me take you to my red room and fuck you till you scream.

by BeezKneez90 May 15, 2016