Anubis Ranger

Fat slimy kid with anime axe body spray

Nigga 1: what's the stank ass smell?
Nigga 2: it's just ANUBIS RANGER.
Nigga1: stank ass nigga

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Water the ranger

Taking a piss

i’m about to go water the ranger

by Skinnygrip May 20, 2023

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

ranger dick

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast

Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

Rectom Ranger

The Army Rangers on Modern Warfare 2. And a funny name to call someone.

Your a rectom ranger.

by stlrsfan October 22, 2011