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better be quotin'

to call out a questionable statement as a quote from another source such as a television show, movie, magazine, book or other media.
to argue that a radical statement made by another was from something that person viewed or experienced.
In other words, to say that what somebody said was so fucked up or stupid or just scary that it better have come from something else and not be original.
someone's words going to far and someone else calling them to be fake to hope that they are not being honest and/or serious
Guy 1: i like fat bitches, fat and old, with saggy tits
Guy 2: you better be quotin'

Perv: 12 is the perfect age for girls. 12 man.
Other Guy: I don't know what your problem is man, but you better be quotin'

Aryan 1: I love hitler so much and the KKK too, plus im a murderer.
Aryan 2: You better be quotin'.
by doctorwagy March 14, 2011
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retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.
So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!
by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006
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Quotev

Quotev, formerly known as Quizazz
Is the trashiest place on the internet,
Hell in a handbasket, trashtopia.. but as sinful and as drama filled as it is

it's home.
"Hey man, didn't see you on quotev yesterday"
by Tec9inchnails July 19, 2018
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quite a ride

an Irish phrase denoting someone who is hot and sexy with whom you'd fancy a shag
Hey Paddy McGuinness, yer mate is quite a ride!
by evilpixie November 2, 2008
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quotev

A bunch of teenagers that take everything seriously. The site is full of sensitive drama queens that need to deactivate, they are called 'clowns' when really they should be called retards. They're embarrassing. It used to be a place where you can just chill and make some quizzes, but now the focus is on the feed and the people who poison it because everyone has boring lives in reality. Roleplay is a cry for help. You got the hypocrites that chat shit none stop but claim that it's everyone else that is the problem, most 19 year olds that will amount to nothing go on here to start drama with minors because they are spastics that need to go get a job. Kpop fans have seizures if you disagree with them, anime accounts have breakdowns if you say their stan is only a cartoon, toxic people that are transphobic racist, snakes or want to start stuff for attention mostly get praised. Everyone has done something bad on Quotev, although everyone seems to have a list of people and waste their time making YouTube videos because that's how petty Quotev is.

Stay off this site because it will ruin your lives and the people on there ARE ALL toxic and seriously shitty people.
"I'm going to start drama on Quotev because that is the only purpose my life has and I will blame it on someone else because I'm an ugly ass clown."
by suckmyligmaballs August 25, 2019
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Emotional Quotient

An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.
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when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.
If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:

"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"

You answer:

"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."
by Rhys November 12, 2004
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