Poon Hoarder

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

by purgatorybound March 19, 2009

poonballon

flaming homo that is a poon in the shape of a ballon.

Its a plane! Its a bird! oh wait its just a poonballon.

by gnargnar123 July 10, 2009

Poon Bobbing

To perform oral sex on a lady and grab the Tampon string from her parts with your teeth and pull, should she be menstruating.

Or to "Pon Bob" a sexual game.

I went down on her for a good old Poon Bobbing. Pulled it right out of her.

by kingoftheprawnmen February 26, 2011

Poonany

Another word for vagina

Girl, that poonany don't smell too good

by Bambookitten April 22, 2016

Poonani Tsunami

When a guys sex game is so strong he's causes a bitch to gush on an almost biblical stud-like scale. If your lucky enough, you'll be renowned for giving women that sweet sweet Poonani Tsunami.

Damn man I was going down on a chick last night and all of a sudden she just hit me with the poonani tsunami - thought I was going to drown right there in her bed. She wants the same again tonight though ;)

by its_memo_creations May 2, 2016

Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

by JonCollinski April 26, 2006

poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005