Police Zoomer

A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.

Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!

Guy: Leave Twitter.

by Levinity March 31, 2021

Policeitis

A term used for irritating or provoking the police or a police officer. Similar to how arthritis is similar to irritation of a joint.

You better follow the instructions of the police when they pull you over otherwise you are asking for policeitis.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 2, 2021

Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.

Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021

Police witch

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.

The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.

by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022

police brutality

This is probably what should happen whenever Joe is anywhere in public.

police man: It's Joe! get 'em, boys!
(police brutality ensues)

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009

queese police

Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area

John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!

Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!

by i am nothing May 31, 2011