beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013

twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014

Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.

Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!

by HocksRocks May 26, 2014

butt patch

Sticky surface. Used to keep the cheeks in place.

Daniel's cheeks were sore after he wore is butt patch

by ButtsRus March 29, 2015

road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018

Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.

I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.

by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019