Phantom Dingleberry

The sensation of a Dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said Dingleberry to be found.

I was walking across the dance floor when I felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. I looked behind me mortified of what I would find, only to see nothing there. It was the ole' Phantom Dingleberry.

by P Word Miester December 05, 2013

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords August 27, 2015

The Phantom Lives!

An ancient form of greeting.

Tyler: Hey bill
Bill: What's up Tyler?
Tyler: The Phantom Lives!
Bill: Woooo!

by Big Balls Falls December 31, 2018

Phantom Personality

When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.

This term is often used when describing someone.

"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."

"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."

by J. Calcus January 24, 2018

phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.

"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."

by MGE95 September 06, 2018

The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.

Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist

by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019

Phantom Grab

When you reach for a object that isn't there purely out of habit

Mike recently quit smoking and reached for a cigarette that was no longer in his pocket.

Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab

by PogChamp3 June 07, 2022