Penis

Owners of this particular organ tend to be arrogant for without a reason. The arrogance amazes others because they usually, most indeed, have absolutely nothing to be arrogant about. They also tend to only think with it and think that lesbians will "convert" after it. Also known as a "Cherry Popper", this organ can get out of control, and blow at any moment given. This organ is the downfall of the race, by failing to realize the other organ, vagina, does indeed have pain when this organ is insert into it's vaginal canal.

Damn, you must have some big penis.

by Zwitter_Kokain August 25, 2005

penis

An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.

If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

Penis

long thing

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

peni

plural for penis

those guys have Peni

by Taylor February 22, 2004

penis

a thing to put in the garage

jonny went to school and put the limo in the garage of his 90 year old teacher

by the penis man November 9, 2003

penis

i have a penis

that thing that dangles

by peeman April 27, 2003

penis

Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.

What a bunch of penises!

by GainTrain June 1, 2014